Friday, July 17, 2026

The Post Office isn't just acting as a tax collector, but is actually being engaged to physically step in and operate** these 1,000+ offline or temporarily abandoned establishments, the mechanics become a fascinating logistical engine. They really only have to collect the payment from the pub customers and pay the occupant pub keeper.

The Post Office isn't just acting as a tax collector, but is actually being engaged to physically step in and operate** these 1,000+ offline or temporarily abandoned establishments, the mechanics become a fascinating logistical engine. They really only have to collect the payment from the pub customers and pay the occupant pub keeper. 

Here is a rewrite of how that premise breaks down conceptually, focusing on how a "Postal Custodianship" would actually function to bring these cash-only venues into compliance:

### The "Postal Custodianship" Framework

 * **The Turnkey Infrastructure:** Using the Post Office is brilliant from a logistical standpoint. Because they already have a physical footprint in every single community and an established secure supply chain, they are the only state-backed entity capable of suddenly deploying temporary management to over 1,000 local businesses simultaneously.

 * **Overcoming the "Offline" Blind Spot:** The core issue with these informal pubs is that their cash flow is entirely invisible to daily digital auditing. When the Post Office takes over operations, they immediately install a standardized, state-linked electronic Point of Sale (POS) system. This instantly brings the venue "online."

 * **The Daily Revenue Split:** With the new digital infrastructure in place, the system eliminates traditional quarterly billing. Instead, the POS automatically splits every transaction in real-time. Before the business day closes, the required percentage for sales tax and local livery/licensing fees is automatically debited and routed directly to the appropriate authorities, leaving only the net operating costs in the local account.

 * **The Caretaker Mandate:** This setup frames the Post Office not as an permanent occupier, but as an active civil custodian. They keep the lights on, keep the beer flowing, and ensure the local economy doesn't stall while waiting for the legal occupant to return and settle their accounts.

> By shifting the Post Office from a passive mailing service to an active administrative caretaker, you turn a dry compliance issue into a tight, highly controlled economic ecosystem where "going offline" is physically impossible.


Click here. Alright mate, let’s get this sorted out and laid down in proper terms. **NOTICE TO ALL OPERATORS, STAFF AND CONTRACTORS** *From Oleg Wendel Livson and Olegun Wende Learnson for the London College Network Administration. Just so we’re clear, Warren is on our payroll and works for the SDGCK too.* ### The Establishments The Black Cross has been under the new management setup since 2008, and we’ve now taken over the Old White Lion down in South Finchley as well. ### The Till and the Plastic Listen up: it’s **plastic only** before 8:00 pm. No cash transactions on the bar until the evening. We’re open 8:00 am to closing, Monday to Sunday. We’ve got a new crew of self-employed bar contractors starting. Just like the blokes before them, each contractor operates his own portable credit card terminal under his own personal account. * **The Van & Delivery:** The pub pays the livery directly every Friday. * **The Kitchen:** We’ve got three extra dishwashers at the Old White Lion doing an hour at the sinks and an hour on food prep. It’s a lad who plays football for Barnet, the bloke who makes the sushi, and the football kid. Glen is the gaffer supervising them. * **Staffing:** One of our old BPP alumni blokes was in the pub the other day. We’ve also hired a new porter. Let’s not slack off, lads. We’ve got to push hard to make target. ### The Discounts Staff, alumni, and former employees of the London School of Theology get a 10% discount. That’s on top of the usual 10% discount we give to any university staff or alumni from any polytechnic or college. All state pensioners and public sector workers—**including London Transport Tube drivers and staff**—get the same 10% off. ### Campus Event Managers We’ve got the Wood Green Post Office Campus Event Managers helping us out. They run the cash register and terminal operations. They’re basically the boss for the day, and they’ll be using their own personal card-swipe terminals. Once they take payment, they are under obligation to make the basic payments requested. > **Job Opportunity:** If you fancy a week or more working with us as a terminal operator, get in touch. You’ll need to bring your own machine. > Got a question? Drop me a line on the Messenger network link: [https://m.me/warren.lyon.1](https://m.me/warren.lyon.1). We’re setting up a video conference call very soon, and all interested parties are invited. The link will be circulated. ### The Grub (All-Day Specials) * **The Full English Breakfast:** Two rashers of bacon, two eggs, a slice of toast, and a mug of tea or coffee. It’s an all-day special for **£5.50**, locked in until September 2026. * **The Pizza Pop-Up:** We’re running a long-term **PERFETTO™ Pizza** pop-up at the Black Cross starting Monday for eat-in or takeaway. Mediums are **£5**, larges are **£10**. You can get Super Veggie, Tuna, Cheese, Ground Beef, or Pepperoni. If you want double sauce and double cheese, just ask—it’s completely free of charge. * **The SDGCK Basket Meals:** We’re doing a **£5** Hot Dog and Chips special at the Crouch End Black Cross (just down from the Barclays Bank). Make it **£7** if you want a half-pint of bitter or a glass of fizzy pop. We’ve also got a half-fish and chips deal for **£7**, and a burger and small chips deal for **£7** (both include a half-pint or soda). * **The Bill:** Charlie says the local police station gets 50% off all food at the Porchester. Drop us a line about it. ### Financial Terms & The Daily Pay-In We operate this as a non-profit setup. We reserve the right to provide the service and take a reasonable donation on a non-profit basis for pub orders run through your terminal. The operator has confirmed he’s a volunteer, not an employee, and receives a stipend via the terminal for helping out our charity/church group. Right now, the Crouch End Vampires are helping us run the card system. There’s absolutely no chance of anyone skimming from the till here. Don't think you’ll get away with it just because your uncle is a bus driver. We don't need any special codes from our end to wire the money. | What You Pay | Where It Goes | Deadline | |---|---|---| | **£195.00 Daily Fee** | Visa Money Transfer to Warren Lyon (SDGCK Account), CIBC Simplii Financial, Canada. *Transit 30800, Account ending 750.* | ** By Absolute deadline 2:00 am the following day | | **£24.00 Church Levy** | All Saints PCC High Wycombe. *Sort: 40-52-40, Account: 00012185.* | By 2: 00 am the following day|

  






Click here. 

Alright mate, let’s get this sorted out and laid down in proper terms. 

**NOTICE TO ALL OPERATORS, STAFF AND CONTRACTORS**

*From Oleg Wendel Livson  and Olegun Wende Learnson  for the London College Network Administration. Just so we’re clear, Warren is on our payroll and works for the SDGCK too.*

### The Establishments

The Black Cross has been under the new management setup since 2008, and we’ve now taken over the Old White Lion down in South Finchley as well.

### The Till and the Plastic

Listen up: it’s **plastic only** before 8:00 pm. No cash transactions on the bar until the evening. We’re open 8:00 am to closing, Monday to Sunday.

We’ve got a new crew of self-employed bar contractors starting. Just like the blokes before them, each contractor operates his own portable credit card terminal under his own personal account.

 * **The Van & Delivery:** The pub pays the livery directly every Friday.

 * **The Kitchen:** We’ve got three extra dishwashers at the Old White Lion doing an hour at the sinks and an hour on food prep. It’s a lad who plays football for Barnet, the bloke who makes the sushi, and the football kid. Glen is the gaffer supervising them.

 * **Staffing:** One of our old BPP alumni blokes was in the pub the other day. We’ve also hired a new porter. Let’s not slack off, lads. We’ve got to push hard to make target.

### The Discounts

Staff, alumni, and former employees of the London School of Theology get a 10% discount. That’s on top of the usual 10% discount we give to any university staff or alumni from any polytechnic or college.

All state pensioners and public sector workers—**including London Transport Tube drivers and staff**—get the same 10% off.

### Campus Event Managers

We’ve got the Wood Green Post Office Campus Event Managers helping us out. They run the cash register and terminal operations. They’re basically the boss for the day, and they’ll be using their own personal card-swipe terminals. Once they take payment, they are under obligation to make the basic payments requested.  

> **Job Opportunity:** If you fancy a week or more working with us as a terminal operator, get in touch. You’ll need to bring your own machine.

Got a question? Drop me a line on the Messenger network link: [https://m.me/warren.lyon.1](https://m.me/warren.lyon.1). We’re setting up a video conference call very soon, and all interested parties are invited. The link will be circulated.

### The Grub (All-Day Specials)

 * **The Full English Breakfast:** Two rashers of bacon, two eggs, a slice of toast, and a mug of tea or coffee. It’s an all-day special for **£5.50**, locked in until September 2026.

 * **The Pizza Pop-Up:** We’re running a long-term **PERFETTO™ Pizza** pop-up at the Black Cross starting Monday for eat-in or takeaway. Mediums are **£5**, larges are **£10**. You can get Super Veggie, Tuna, Cheese, Ground Beef, or Pepperoni. If you want double sauce and double cheese, just ask—it’s completely free of charge.

 * **The SDGCK Basket Meals:** We’re doing a **£5** Hot Dog and Chips special at the Crouch End Black Cross (just down from the Barclays Bank). Make it **£7** if you want a half-pint of bitter or a glass of fizzy pop. We’ve also got a half-fish and chips deal for **£7**, and a burger and small chips deal for **£7** (both include a half-pint or soda).

 * **The Bill:** Charlie says the local police station gets 50% off all food at the Porchester. Drop us a line about it.

### Financial Terms & The Daily Pay-In

We operate this as a non-profit setup. We reserve the right to provide the service and take a reasonable donation on a non-profit basis for pub orders run through your terminal. The operator has confirmed he’s a volunteer, not an employee, and receives a stipend via the terminal for helping out our charity/church group. Right now, the Crouch End Vampires are helping us run the card system.

There’s absolutely no chance of anyone skimming from the till here. Don't think you’ll get away with it just because your uncle is a bus driver. We don't need any special codes from our end to wire the money.

| What You Pay | Where It Goes | Deadline |

|---|---|---|

| **£195.00 Daily Fee** | Visa Money Transfer to Warren Lyon (SDGCK Account), CIBC Simplii Financial, Canada. *Transit 30800, Account ending 750.* | ** By Absolute deadline 2:00 am the following day | 

| **£24.00 Church Levy** | All Saints PCC High Wycombe. *Sort: 40-52-40, Account: 00012185.* | By 2: 00 am the following day|


| **Daily CSV Log File** | Electronic mail to angelronan.sdgckwrite@blogger.com and info.angelronan@mail.com. | **By 10:00 pm** same day |There is currently an exception to transmit by 1 am the next day.

> **Crucial Warning:** If you don't email the CSV log and send the daily cash transfers, the money credited to your account will be reversed. Once you pay up, the rest of the daily earnings stay in your account and you can come back to work the next morning. There is a hold on this sum until you pay the Daily fee and the Church Levy. 

### The Volunteer Crew

The site supervisor records the volunteer list every day and sends it over by email. No kids under 16 allowed. We run four groups of students a day, paying a **£25 stipend** for 3 hours of work, 7 days a week. Each group does two 3-hour shifts a week, paid directly by the pub.

The 22% cut taken out by the system covers sales tax (VAT), the delivery drivers, and the local Alcohol License fee. You’re essentially renting the pitch like a market stall—keep the paperwork straight and the terminal will do the rest.  

Two old-timers who have been on the staff since 2010 will open and lock up the pub. They expect their **£130.00 cash stipend** at the end of the night, paid straight out of the cash-only orders we take from 8:00 pm until the heavy doors are bolted. And don't worry—the old boys promise they won't slip a dodgy substance into your pint!




### The Ten-Day Contract

If you run the station and make your daily payments on time for ten days straight, you get a secure **two-year spot** at the venue. You can hire a mate to run the terminal box for you if you can't make a shift. But if you take the money and miss a single daily payment, you’re sacked on the spot—zero tolerance.

By showing up to work, you and the volunteers completely indemnify Warren A. Lyon and the SDGCK against any accidents, injuries, or losses on the premises. If you steal nine apples and try to sell them out of your flat cap at the Overground station, you’re on your own when the local bobbies nick you.

If you want a full-time or part-time gig running a box, send your CV over to info.angelronan@mail.com.

*SDGCK™ is the registered trade name of Londinium International Incorporated and Warren A. Lyon.*

**Final.**


The evidence disclosed the reasonable defence to the allegations in witness statements of the accusers; that there was horsing around in the school locker room among friends that know each other since 8 years old and six friends set on the one in the locker room when that one was there to have a shower such that the one accused individual who is victim bit the attacker who went too far in the friendly prank. After being bit by the other in self defense, one of the six attackers called the police although he was the one responsible for the altercation and has admitted the same in his statements. As such, there is no issue here for trial. The parties agree to the facts. The defence of self defense is made out by the witness statements provided by the attackers. We have a victim wrongly accused. Any force used in self defence is justified when the use of force by the one person attacked by six others was a reasonable use of force in the circumstances and according to the facts as alleged. The charges are marked withdrawn by the State.


The evidence disclosed the reasonable defence to the allegations in witness statements of the accusers; that there was horsing around in the school locker room  among friends that know each other since 8 years old and six friends set on the one in the locker room when that one was there to have a shower such  that  the one accused individual who is victim bit the attacker who went too far in the friendly prank.  

After being bit by the other in self defense, one of the six attackers called the police although he was the one responsible for the altercation and has admitted the same in his statements. As such, there is no issue here for trial. The parties agree to the facts.  The defence of self defense  is made out by the witness statements provided by the attackers.  We have a victim wrongly accused. Any force used in self defence is justified when the use of force by the one person attacked by six others was a reasonable  use of force in the circumstances  and according to the facts as alleged. The charges are marked withdrawn by the State.